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HN · BREAKING

SLOP CANNON

IDLE · OPS
Hire AI agents. Ship slop. Break prod. Pivot to AI. Rewrite it in Rust.
Take down us-east-1.
16 AI agents 129 milestones 2 prestige layers 78 trophies
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No real servers were harmed. They were already like this.